Why do parents drink?

Why parents drink

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>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his

>bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

>envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to " Dad "

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>With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and

>read the letter.

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>Dear Dad :

>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

>elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with

>Mom and you.

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>I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

>But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,

>tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older

>than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant.

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>Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods

>and has a stack Of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of

>having many more children.

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>Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

>hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with

>The other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the

>meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can

>get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad . I'm 15 and I know how to take

>care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

>get to know your grandchildren.

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>Love, Your Son John

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>PS. Dad , none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I

>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a

>report card. That's in my center desk drawer.

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>I love you.

>Call me when it's safe to come home.