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Hunter Joke - STAR if you like!.....?
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small black bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big brown bear.
The brown bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the brown bear had his way with Frank.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the brown bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough sex'."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you
don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
15 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! DEFINATLY STAR THIS!!!!!!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Worth a star. Good 1
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Us bears love having the last laugh hehe. The funniest of bear jokes that I have heard, thanx =)
Here's one for you -
There’s a Christian who’s hiking in the woods one day when he comes upon an angry bear.
The bear stood up on its hind legs and growled ferociously, clearly preparing to charge.
In panic, the Christian started to run, but the bear followed close on his heels.
Finally the hiker came to a cliff. So he dropped to his knees and asked God to please make this bear a good Christian bear.
To the hiker’s amazement, the bear suddenly stopped growling, fell to his knees and folded his paws together in prayer!
"Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the Christian.
"Thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the bear, "for this meal I'm about to receive!"
- ?Lv 45 years ago
2 hunters are out interior the woods whilst one in all them collapses. He would not look respiratory and his eyes are glazed. the different guy whips out his telephone and calls the emergency amenities. He gasps, "My buddy is lifeless! What am i able to do?" The operator says, "quiet down. i'm able to help. First, enable's verify he's lifeless." there's a silence, then a shot is heard. back on the telephone, the guy says, "ok, now what?" twas my favourite
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- JACQUELINE TLv 61 decade ago
My husband's name is Frank. I hope he's not hiding anything from me! lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
are you just trying to say bears like to get down and funky??
lol very funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I must admit, that was pretty hilarious!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahaha good one
