A joke for you ............ enjoy :D?

very good lol

This wilderness that these three travelling men were walking through.

A wilderness is another name for a desert, right?

As in Moses leading the Israelites through the wilderness for 40 years - obviously without a compass.

Since when do you find a river flowing through a desert?

We're not talking sea water here like the Red Sea - rivers are always fresh water.

Where you find fresh water, you'll find vegetation - vegetation = no desert.

Unless it wasn't a desert at all. Maybe it was a dessert?

Nah - rivers don't flow through bowls of custard!

And anyway - If you're so cotton pickin' clever - how comes you don't know why the chicken crossed the road?

Unless, of course, the road was going through the wilderness and had to cross a river so the chicken built the bridge and this woman bloke walked across it and it wasn't the chicken after all!

That's IT.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't - it was a man who turned into a woman and was wearing a chicken fancy dress walking through a bowl of custard on his/her way to the other side of the wilderness to sell Moses a compass!

Problem solved.

Good moaning.

LOL heard it a million times but never fails to make me laugh!

Thanks for the giggle ;)

Heres's 1 for ya

God was just about done creating humans, but He had 2 parts left over.

He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"

On and on he went like an excited little boy.Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place--first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried if he could hit a stump 10 ft away laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement, and then God said to Eve,"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

"What's it called?" asked Eve...

"Brains," said God.

HaHa 8/10

Priceless!

Then my spouse and the neighbor woman the two did this actual alluring striptease. and that i got here in buckets. even though it went everywhere in the floor. I nonetheless could no longer get the appropriate off the rattling jar.

Funny!

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Neat joke

Very Funny Ha Ha Ha, I like your joke cheers.

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Haha. xD