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What Religion is your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up

to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my

wife.'

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four

types of bras to choose.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can’t Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen

26 Answers

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    roflmao... nice one babes. i guess im a double dang... lol :-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant

  • 1 decade ago

    That is funny. I always wondered why there isn't BB or CC though but theres AA for super small ones. and DD for ones in between D n E.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I`ll be a double dang then lol

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the german bra, was hilarious, u deserve a star. OMG, that was funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Good grief, that was brilliant!

    Not heard the last part before, had me in stitches!

    LOL! *

  • 1 decade ago

    Too funny, and hey I Can't Complain!

    ^_^

  • 1 decade ago

    lol that was really funny. U can have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    That is a classic lollllllllllllll

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