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BRIAN M
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BRIAN M asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Substitue for Women?

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my p*nis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    he he he wouldnt happen to me

    star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bro i gave u star

    nice questiong

    i gave u star

    where do u get all these jokes

    they are super

    realy rocking

    add me in ur list

    ok select me as the best

  • Yisi
    1 decade ago

    ahahahhahaha! imagine using Cigs. as a sub for women!!

  • Luck dragon
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

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  • kalai
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    funny

    Source(s): http://coolstuffs.in/
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    and i thought you said you woud not tell anyone about that lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha,ha,ha good one!!

    LOL! *

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