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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureCultures & GroupsSenior Citizens �� 1 decade ago

Have you ever been on a horse? who's horse?

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of

Texas

when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her

a

ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode

off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would

let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,

yelled one final, Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station

attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put

my

arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    best one tonight brilliant lol

    have a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Been on a few horses. Some mine and some belonging to others. I don't really like to ride behind someone else. I would rather be holding the reins. But this story does present some interesting new ways to look at it.

  • Lynn
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ROFL That was a goodun!

    I loved to ride horses when I was young. I always wanted

    my own, but living in the city, my parents never gave it a

    thought. I remember when I was really little and asked for my

    own pony. And mom asked me "where would we put him?"

    And I remember saying, "we could put him in the bathtub. So

    whenever he had to go potty, it would be washed right down

    the drain!" Only a little kid would think of something like that.

  • 1 decade ago

    Cute story. LoL I had a horse for three years when I was in my late 30s. Had wanted one sense I was a child. That's one off of my Bucket List.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I grew up with horses and loved riding. That is a funny story.

  • sikora
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Yeah. I went horse back using in camp a number of years in the past. It exchange right into a ton of relaxing! i like it and want i'd desire to do it back, yet i don't have the money to lease a horse perfect now, even whether it relatively is in basic terms for the afternoon. i'd easily like to bypass using back!

  • 1 decade ago

    I have horses and belong to trail riding club. I just sent your story out to them.

    A couple of them are native americans

  • SandyO
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Having horses, I have to give you two stars! That was a good one!

  • CJ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Bloody brilliant - I laughed so hard - I nearly fell off my chair!

    Another star coming your way! CJ

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFL!!!!

    Thanks for the laugh! I have 3 horses here on our property but rarely ride - who's got time!

  • 1 decade ago

    That is definitely worth a star!

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