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Funny Hillary Clinton joke!?
A man walks up to the white house, and of course, there is a guard at the gate.
The man says "I am here to see the president, Hillary Clinton."
The guard then says "Hillary Clinton is not the president and does not live here."
The man walks away.
The next day, the same man walks to the white house gate, and the same guard is standing there.
The man says "I am here to see the president, Hillary Clinton."
The guard says "Hillary Clinton is not the president and does not live here," and the man walks away again.
The next day, the same routine happens: the man goes to the white house gate, and reports to the same guard "I am here to see the president, Hillary Clinton."
The guard says "Sir, this is the third day you have been here and the third time I have told you that: Hillary Clinton is not the president, and does not live here. Why do you keep returning?"
Then the man says "Because I just love hearing you say it."
19 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
cute! what about this one?
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but had only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Laker's need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York , and a potential future president. I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great state of Massachusetts ". I was my party's last nominee for President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay There's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
Source(s): IDK, but it is on my 360 blog! - Anonymous1 decade ago
lol! Try this one.....
Next time you go bowling take a black marble, put it where they wash the balls, call the manger over and say "You shrunk my ball!!!" the first 5-10 seconds are hilarious!!!
- 1 decade ago
Ok, that was funny.although it could be applied to any presidential candidate
