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Fifty-one years ago...?
Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
I just needed to lighten this room up a little, lmao!
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- ?Lv 45 years ago
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- mariner31Lv 71 decade ago
MOST amusing !!
I still remember Navy Dental trying to yank my wisdom teeth every year for the 15 years I was in... the old family dentist had been SO annoyed when my wisdom teeth came in STRAIGHT and with plenty of room: he needed the $$'s for a ski-trip to Aspen.
Source(s): US Naval Aircrewman / Limited Duty Officer 1985-1999 - How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- YogiLv 71 decade ago
if he would have stuck around he would have been issued more shoes than he had ever seen in his whole life.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That was a good one...=)~
