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Great Joke please star if funny?
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa ...
... taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"
Meanwhile a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put
this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.
The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old
poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
11 Answers
- Steven HLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Smart dog !
Wonder how the monkey made out ?
he he he !!!
Source(s): SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS ! - TacymevolLv 51 decade ago
Wow, I usually only get a small chuckle out of jokes but this one made me burst out laughing! Thanks so much for sharing it!
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- 1 decade ago
LOL THAT WAS SOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYY!!!!!
where did u get that from lololololololol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL, really funny