Do you think this wee joke is good enough for a star?

> Devil: Why so glum?

>

> Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell!

>

> Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of

> fun down here. You a drinking man?

>

> Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

>

> Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays

> that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,

> wine coolers, Diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we

> throw up and then we drink some more!

>

> Guy: Gee, that sounds great!

>

> Devil: You a smoker?

>

> Guy: You better believe it!

>

> Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get

> the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke

> our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're

> already dead, remember?

>

> Guy: Wow ... that's awesome!

>

> Devil: I bet you like to gamble.

>

> Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

>

> Devil: 'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.

> Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If

> you go bankrupt... well, you're dead anyhow.

>

> Devil: What about Drugs?

>

> Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

>

> Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help

> yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke

> a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the

> drugs you want-you're dead, who cares.

>

> Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

>

> Devil: You gay?

>

> Guy: No.

>

> Devil: Ooooh.... You're gonna hate Fridays.