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The Big Box asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

Taking off of the hockey section regulars questions...?

If the hockey section were a hockey team, who would be who? Not just in terms of position, (in fact, ignore that) but who would be the trainers, the GM, the coach, the equipment guys, the superstars, the role players, the enforcers, the agitators, so on and so forth.

And where would you put yourself?

Personally I would be an equipment guy or the quiet player who silently racks up a lot of points- think Ray Whitney.

GM would be LITY, Zap could be the coach or equipment manager...

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hehe Brinda horse that made me laugh quite a bit :-D

    I'd be the title-less person behind the scenes who makes sure all the imported players understand and speak enough English to be able to not screw up on the ice!

    Source(s): Go Sabres!
  • Petza
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Scout- LITY, he is one

    GM- Bob- He knows what to do

    Coach- Puckdat

    Waterboy- Hockey Lover. Ha

    Trainer- Homes, Erica

    Equipment- Zata (Couldn't think of anyone else)

    Superstar- Ktre33 (I heard she is very good)

    Role Model- NIPS, Joe

    Enforcers- Spud, Mike

    Goon- Bryan, Jude, Sammy

    I left out so many people. This one is so hard.

    I would be the 2nd liner who is good but under rated.

    Hey Rippered, Zata must answer a lot of Red Wings Questions. She is a Top Contributor, that means she know about hockey.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I could be the trainer for a few of the players(ie Kimmy,ktre33, jenni erica and Amy) how are those hammys girls?

    I can see zapcity as being GM with Lubers in the coaches spot.

    Bry Bry can check to make sure all the guys are wearing there jocks.

    I could see you being the steady guy Jeff.I was thinkin Ronnie Francis for the Hurricanes players.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Joe would be GM

    LITY would be THE scout

    Bob would handle all risidual business afirs (and by reisidual, I mean the smart guy who fixes everyone else mistakes)

    Snoop would be the guy leading the team in prayer and meditation before games

    Haley would be the player who gets arrested for DWI in the off season. CME would be the teammate who bails her out cause its funny.

    Moose would be the rooky who just wants the vets to take him out for pizza.

    I'll sell the peanuts.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd be official trash talker. I'd want ~ 6 min ice time for each game. I'd just want to annoy the crap out of certain players..lol

    Sharks Baby can help out too. She has a mouth..lol

    Hey Brinda horse does your face hurt..well it's killin' me.

    Hey Chelios what are you doing on that website gilfs.com? My grandma says hi and next time she said no chili before the performance.

  • 1 decade ago

    I guess I'd be a fourth line role player for now. Im still new at this and Havent worked my way up to the top line yet =)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Zam FOR SURE as an enforcer,

    i can be a second line winger.

    We need some form of cheerleader.. alright there you go Haley, Jenni and Erica.

    Bob can be GM

    lubers is our captain.

    now all we need is a coach.

  • N/A
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I think I'd make a good agitator lmao.

    I would reeeeeeeaaaaaaly want to be the GM though. I think I'd make a real good GM.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'll be the lady that comes on the ice and shovels the residue lmao. What? Idc as long as i'm on the team somehow right?

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