Snart A** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007?

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam..

'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here

tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal

injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,

no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-*** guy in the back of the

room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow

I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is

restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head

and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with

your other hand.'

(HOW ABOUT A STAR?)