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Is this the key to a happy marriage?

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight on how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her nice, spend-a money on her, but best is I took-a her to Italy for our-a 30th anniversary!

The Priest responded, 'Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary.'

Luigi proudly replied, 'I'm a-gonna go and get her.'

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That's hilarious, ROFPMSL. I loved this joke/ star

  • 5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    A wiseman once said, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, don't make a pretty woman your wife, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Communication is very important. My husband and I stay happy because we love each other, we make new memories together, we talk all the time, we share the same values, we have great sex, we love being around each other, and most importantly we understand each other.

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  • Nuzzie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Haha that's funny

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    1

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol, haven't heard that before. Very funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA! That's hilarious

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you already know i like it but i will give you a star anyway lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

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