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With the political section... the mass of idiots over there have seeped the patience from me, so I'll come here. This seems like a fairly basic philosophical question that could fill the time... what came first, the chicken or the egg?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    the egg of fear produced the couward. but what layed the fear filled egg? i see that the couward did not want to be all alone, so she produced more couwards, but the father of the couwards is the feared one. is he also a couward? he stands as one who has stregth. many fear him. but why does he wish to have all fear him? is he afraid that if they were not scared of him that they would surrpass his greatness? so for the appearance of being the great one, could be the reason that he holds the others down. he just wants to be seen as one who is greater than other, to be respected as powerfull and worth more than others. in this way, he can never become much greater than he is, because the others greatnesses are not allowed to shine through. one person can not know all things, and just because you have your disciples furthering you a little, there full hearts are not in it, and therefore they will never put out 100%. but where there is freedom and equality and people are able to go in their own ways to grow, then their hearts can be 100% engaged in what they are doing and therefore produce much greater fruit. love, freedom, and equallity is the fastest way to a heaven and the only way to the heaven that is above all others........so the chicken, that was tired of being equal to the others, was the first chichen and the first egg used to producethe others was the egg of fear. so the eggs are not chickens but fear made by chickens, yes they are chicken eggs, but they areeggs of fear that may or maynot produce a chicken. some never hatch. those just may be the seeds planted on the rocky soil of christ, they may begin to grow, but will die off for the ground was of rock and it cannot plant its roots to last there..............

    Source(s): the first chicken may not have fully been a chicken, but there was definately a form of couwardice in what he did. and he has drastically slowed the process of evelution in the right direction. at first he may not have intended to be a murderer, but now he is too much of a couward himself to turn back and make things right. do unto others as you would have done unto you. he made couwards and in the process became one himself.
  • jehen
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Take your pick. The first chicken was born from an egg not from a chicken. The first chicken egg was laid by the first chicken. I could go into the theory of evolution and how this all works, but that's best reserved for the political section. (Sorry, could not resist)

  • 1 decade ago

    a bird a lot like a chicken but not a chicken as we know them,but very similar which laid a batch of freakiest eggs that hatch into chickens more like the little guys we know and love

  • 1 decade ago

    The CAPACITY for both the chicken and the egg came first.

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  • malter
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    And the Lord God said.....let there be chickens upon the earth in order for man to have lip smacking good fried chicken or baked free range chicken whichwhomever he chooseth to eat....

    I think it was the chicken.

  • 1 decade ago

    The egg came first but not from a chiken, but from a raptor. Evolution baby.

  • 1 decade ago

    The Chicken :D

  • 1 decade ago

    the chicken came first,,, eggs are incapable of reaching a climax

  • 1 decade ago

    hi i think we should all ask the first cockeral who was the chicken he humped and made the first egg ,if we can find the son of a b.....ch maybe hell talk lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Existence itself.

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