What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you while pregnant?

Oh, yeah. I can answer this one. Here we go ( cracking knuckles). I was pregnant with my son ( who is now almost three) and we had gone as a family to Tuacahn (this amazing outdoor ampitheater in Southern Utah) to watch some of the kids perform in a school district musical program. Well, there are about 5 gabillion steps up into the theater, and another 5 gabillion steps to get back down into the seating of the theater, as it's built against a backdrop of red hills. SO.. we were climbing up the steps after the program and my daughter was yanking on the pockets of my maternity jeans hopping up the steps behind me. I asked her numerous times to stop, so she got mad, gave a mighty YANK!! and off came the jeans and the underwear, down to my ankles, making me trip and bend forward so I wouldn't fall ( bare butted, of course)... in front of the thousand people that had attended the program. There was a massive roar of laughter. I was so embarassed I cried for HOURS.

I am caught between my boobs popping out or the peeing myself thing... I guess I can start with the boobs... I was big in the chest before I got pregnant and now they are just unmanageable. They make the cute maternity tops for an ever expanding belly but not the ever expanding chest apparently. Most of my tops I have to smoosh the girls into... well I was at my really good friend's little sisters sweet 16 party and my friend came rushing over to me and told me to fix myself... I didn't even feel the slightest breeze but when I looked down there wasn't much left to the Imagination. Boy did those 15 and 16 year old boys get a peek! Then there is the wonderful peeing thing. Before I was brave enough to wander near the poise area I got a bad cold with a cough. I was in the car and had a coughing fit and ended up peeing myself... hubby and daughter were totally grossed out and I asked him how he thinks I feel! At least he can cough or sneeze and not wet himself. Now almost every day he asks me... So didja piss yourself today. And then he laughs... It was even more fun when it happened at work and I had to go home and change!

It would probably be when I was having severe morning sickness around week 10-12. I am a store manager and every morning I would almost be in tears because it was torture getting up early and going to work and working 9-10 hour days. I realized I couldnt stomach the drive to work unless I had something in my stomach. I decided to drink V8 instead. When I got to work I felt really good and I thought I cured my morning sickness. All of a sudden it hit me. I was trying to deal with a customer and I couldnt even hear her talking anymore. I got really hot and shakey and threw up right then and there. It was all over my clothes, pants, shoes. Enough was enough and I took the rest of the day off, had a bath and went to bed. I will never be able to stomach V8 again.

LMAO! These are some funny stories! Ok heres mine. The day after I had my daughter we went to this furniture store to buy furniture(crazy I know)Well having a 2nd degree pesiotomie(cant spell)I was constipated really bad cause I was afraid to go and well I had gas really bad. While we were standing face to face with the owner I let one rip so loud that my husband and the owner both looked at me like "DAMN" and all I could do was stair at the lady with this pity me look and say "I just had a baby" My face was so red and I wanted to die!

My most embarrassing moment, was being in the movies pregnant and trying to slip out off the movies because i went into labor while in the movies, my water broke and my husband and i try leaving peacefully, only to have a kid maybe 3 or 4 yrs old tap me on the hip and loudly said to me as if someone told him that I've just lost my hearing (lol) mam you pee your pants and he also said my mum when she was caring my brother she pee her pants also and had to go to the hospital, at that time i was in labor and the lobby got really crazy because other realized that i had gone in labor because of this little boy talking loud about my water broke that he called pee. It was funny and embarrassing.

This was my embarrassing moment because i really wanted to just slip out of there and i could of gotten away if only this little boy hadn't send an alarm that i had pee.

My most embarassing moments during pregnancy have been gas-related. Gas has always been something I could control when others are around, however, not during pregnancy. My boyfriend has unfortunately been the one around for all of my gas accidents. Whether it's from laughing too hard, switching positions, or during sex, I seem to have a hard time keeping them from slipping out! I have even woken myself up with them...I just hope he's still sleeping when that happens :)

When I was about 32 weeks pregnant with my son, I went to my friend's baseball game. My spring allergies were really acting up that day. While watching the game with another friend, something really struck me as funny. I got to laughing so hard, I knew if I didn't do something about it, I was going to pee my pants. I start getting calmed down when out of nowhere: SNEEZE! Not only did I pee my pants (quite noticeably) but I snotted all over myself. I can laugh about it now, but I was mortified!

GAS!

I am the type of person who doesn't pass gas around anyone, even my husband. If I do it, it's when no one is around, I don't care if my toddlers are around but not an adult.

Anyway, farther along you get, you might get gas.

It sometimes slips out.

And when you go to the bathroom to pee, I passed gas loud.

My husband's like, "Wow, you ok", as he laughs at me.

And don't get me started on public bathrooms. I have to pee bad so I have to use the bathroom in the store. I always end up passing gas and I am so embarrased if there is someone else in there but you just can't hold your bladder the farther along you are.

Well, once I was walking down the aisle of a grocery store, and there was this like rack of food that was being displayed. So, this guy with a cart tries to pass me when I was walking near the rack of food, and since it was like sticking out of the wall, that, the cart, and my fat pregnant belly couldn't fit. I totally got jammed in between the two! Oh, it was really embarrassing. No one saw, thank goodness, but it was not fun, and we both had a hard time getting "unstuck."\

I was pregnant with twins, and I was huge!

It was actually just today..I was waiting in line at the grocery store, and my tummy just didn't feel right. And being pregnant there's always lots of unwanted gas. Unfortunately I couldn't hold it in, and let one go, with people behind me..I didn't even want to turn my head to see their expressions. I'm sure there will be a lot more of embarrassing things to come..