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joke,catholic joke,its just a joke now?

Three men arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first man,"Religion?"

The first man replies, "Episcopalian."

St. Peter looks down his list and says, "go to room 24. But be very quiet as you pass room 8."To the second man St. Peter asks, "Religion."

The second man replies "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list and says, "Go to room 14. But be very quiet as you pass room 8."To the third man St. Peter asks. "Religion."

The third man replies, "Baptist."

St. Peter looks down his list and says. "Go to room 21. But be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The third man then says to St. Peter, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must we be quiet when we pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."

star if you like,by the way im catholic too,ha ha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    like it ha ha very dry

  • 1 decade ago

    I liked it and i have one for you

    Pat and Mick are in the jungle next to a river. A crocodile swims by with a mans head sticking out its mouth. Pat says to Mick look at that flash **** with his Lacoste sleeping bag !

  • 1 decade ago

    Good One!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha! lol. you should post a link in the R&S section.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very good it's good if you can laugh at yourself & with others

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Good one Derek.!!!

    Got me smiling.!!!

    Cheers.!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not really funny and I am Catholic.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    oh so cute, good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

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