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Why are there Christians in the Cats section?

Christians aren't cats, why don't they find their own section? Obviously, only cats should be able to answer questions that concern felines...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yeah... and I'd like to know why there are Muslims in the dog section, too.

    Source(s): That pic is hilarious, Shinkinou.
  • Jenny
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Cause cats need saving too! :) Look at how many of them end up pregnant before they are teens? Most of them live on the street and are promiscuous! They won't listen to reason and snub their little noses at criticism! ;)

  • Yeah- tell them to go to cooking if they want cat recipes.

    It's a good time for the great taste of McDonalds.

  • 1 decade ago

    There are CHRISTIANS in the CATS section?

    What IS this world coming to?

    *facepalm*

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    So, by your own analogy, you must be a cat since you know that Christians visit that site. *** You have suddenly become my hero.

  • 1 decade ago

    Maybe it has something to do with early Christians having been thrown to the lions.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice satire. Thank you for breaking the gloom and doom of a question-less few minutes.

    Source(s): Cheezburger?!? Where??
  • *
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    cripes... that's about the last straw, isn't it?

    yahoo needs to invest in some live-traps or get some spray repellent or SOMETHING...

    next, they'll invade the "bullfighting" section. i can't have them invading the bullfighting section...

  • Skunk
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Cats can't type in complete sentences (Neither can some people, but that's not the point).

  • 1 decade ago

    I would hate to try to convert a cat. What a thankless job.

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