What is the funniest thing your kids have ever said or done?

Um...I was shopping for tiles at Lowes. My 4 year old said, "What's that?!" and I said, "Ceramic Tile." She said, "SATANIC TILE!?!?!?" I said, "NO, Ceramic Tile" and she began to say "SATANIC TILE" over and over again. She had no idea what the word meant and had never heard it, but wow...it was pretty crazy pushing her through the store having her yell that- haha. A few months later she sang "Who let the dogs out" in a dressing room and when I came out the other moms//women in there gave me a dirty look :P

I dont have kids, but i coach track for many different ages...the first week of summer track, all the kids get to try out all the different events to see which ones they'd like to pursue. I noticed a new kid, about 8 yrs, who was not particularly coordinated, but his effort was stellar. During a water break, he sat near me, so I asked him what field events he'd tried. He replied, "I tried shot put, high jump and long jump." I couldn't help thinking, ooh boy, we're gonna have to work on the speed element...(and trust me, every child improves..it's my guarantee) Curious, I asked why he'd chosen long jump. He said, "Well, I figured I would be pretty good at it, because my mom leaves huge piles of laundry everywhere and I have to jump over them to get around the house." Totally deadpan. I thought, His mother would just CROAK if she'd heard that.

My daughter, who was in kindergarten at the time, asked me what Swizzlebery Streak was after checking the lunch menu. (Salisbury Steak) I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Embarrassed me in public? I'm not sure if embarrass is the right word as much as angering me for acting like a total goof with her Father right along side her...encouraging her. Yes, this happens quite a bit.

the little 5 yo youngster around the corner chatting with me in the process the fence: *has $20 in his hand* Me: the place did you get that funds? youngster: I took it out of my mothers handbag. Me: Uhhh why did you're taking it? youngster: i'm gonna hop the fence and take a bus to the park. comparable youngster and his 4yo sister strolling in direction of the woods: *there's a coyote roaming the woods at the back of our homes* Me: howdy yall extra advantageous get from back there or the coyote is gonna get you! young toddlers: The coyote is ineffective. Me: How do you recognize? young toddlers: Me and my dad shot him with a huge rifle. Me: nicely in case you shot the coyote how come i did no longer hear a gun shot? young toddlers: My dad positioned a silencer on it. Me: So the place is the physique? young toddlers: We buried it in the woods. comparable youngster chatting with me relating to the EMS men who're at their homestead: *the EMS people have been there because of the fact between the toddlers took an entire bottle of Tylenol* youngster: it would be relaxing to be a sort of fellows. Me: Yeah it would and additionally you get to help people. youngster: They probable are destructive because of the fact they do no longer make an excellent form of funds. (he says it sort of loud) Me and between the EMS men seem at one yet another and then we seem on the youngster. I swear the toddlers who stay around the corner (there is 4 of them and that they are all decrease than the age of 5) are loopy! They understand way too plenty for his or her age.

Some time after watching Winny the poo I took my Niece down to a local stream to play poo sticks on this little bridge and as we were watching to see who's stick came out from under it first she said to me, " Uncle Rich, I know what makes the water move" I said "what's that then"! she said "plums"!

So thinking what could she be on about! I came to the conclusion that what she actually meant was currents.

Ha ha I am Only 16 So i dint have any children....but my 3 yr old cousin was hoping for a Baby sister....but when the sibling was born it was a boy ...the first words out of her mouth were " well lets just pretend its a girl" It was adorable. But now she wouldn't trade him for the world

All my kids ever say is "Meow", which kinda limits the humor opportunities, but they have good timing, I'll give 'em that.

my little cousin peeed in my mouth EW ahhhh i he just did it 2 mins ago. hold i got to throw up

i dont have kids