If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself?

Bacon strips and duct tape.

logiclly what i was already wearing but i kno you want something better than that so how about i wrap a towl around me and go out to my garden to pick some flowers, then i comeinside and rip the sheets from the bed. then, i would sew all the flowers onto the sheet and create a sleevless dress. i would need shoes because no shoes, no shirt, no service. for shoes i would take the string under my simk and tie in to a block of wood. then i could make flip-flops. if i had fabric, well i would just sew clothes but im guessing no fabric is available.

If I'm just hanging out at the house... why would I bother to "cover myself"?

...if I suddenly find that I need to go out & it's not someplace where being naked is socially acceptable -- towels & sheets can easily be modified into clothing items.

Plastic Wrap

Sheet, blanket, or fluffy bath towel.

Better yet, why bother? It's just me here, might as well go with the "natural look." I'll just make sure the curtains are closed, don't want to give the ol' man next door a heart attack!

If I stayed in the house I don't suppose I would have to cover up, but if I had to go get the mail or something, the sofa cushions should work pretty good.

A Face cloth/flannel!

Towel

Honey, like Scarlett O'Hara, I'd take down the drapes and sew me a dress!

Curtain

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