Help devising a well written atheistic chain letter...spam.?

Mice share 97.5% of our genes, Monkeys share 98.6%. Continue the trend - share this information with 10 devout believers and you will help further the march of evolution. If you don't share it...well I hope you like bananas.

Chain Gang

My advice would be...don't perpetuate what you despise.

The content of such letters is not the issue. It's the spreading of any chain letters/spam that's the problem. I'd be as likely to get annoyed at a atheist one as a religious one purely because it's a bloody chain letter.

Oh I know how annoying those Jesus chain letters are; they are part of the reason I stopped visiting my MySpace page.

Don't do it... The answer to spam is the trash can, not more spam. Spam just clogs the internet and makes it unusable for everyone.

Do a Lion of Judah and copy paste the lyrics of the atheist tabernacle choir. :P

I'll be looking forward to that. :P I'll even re-post it. hehe.

No no, Princess. That is the Tap an apple choir.

"Don't believe in everything you see in an e-mail. Including this one."

Thanks to the joy of Technology I get them on my phone now.

when you post it Im gonna come visit your myspace...

"if you love Jesus, set him free. if he comes back he is yours. if not, it was never meant to be."