What begins with F and ends with K ?

omg, so funny! at first i was like "eww" when i read the question but then i was like cracking up!

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Chewing gum:

LOLz@ these question..

read this joke.

There is this immigrent from india who moved to America not knowing a single word of

english. He got a job at cosco. One day a customer approached him and asked "how much

are these apples?". The immigrant was just standing in one spot smiling and clueless

of what is going on. The customer got angrey and report him to the manager. At the

end of the immigrants shift, the manager called him and said "if someone asks how

much are these apples, say 30 cents". The next day a different customer approached

the immigrant and asked "are these fruits fresh?" the immigrant was just standing

there, smiling and clueless of what is going on. The customer got mad and complained

to the manager. After the immigrants shift, the manager called him and said "if

someone asks are these fruits fresh, say Oh yes! Very fresh!". The next day, a

different customer approached the immigrant and asked him "should I buy these

fruits?" the immigrant was just standing there, smiling and clueless of what is

going on.

The customer got mad and complained to the manager. After the immigrants shift,

the manager called him and said "if someone asks "should I buy these fruits, say

Yes! Do it before someone else does!". The next day, a robber approached the

immigrant and asked "how much money is in the cashier?" he replied "30 cents".

The robber then asked "are you being fresh with me?" he replied "Oh yes! Very

fresh!". Then the robber said "then I'll have to kill you" he replied "Yes! do

it before someone else does!"

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half

of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from

the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver

says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just

can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and

I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building,

to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.

I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and

credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I

leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting

an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a

lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

Since when do firetrucks mean heat and excitement?? funny joke though lol

haha. i've heard the firetruck 1 b4 but the other 1s were FUNNY!!! I would hope harry didn't know the *bad* answers to the other questions, hes only in 1st grade!!!

i don't get the pants one tho :(

Funny! I heard this before in Spanish its still funny. I'm with the principal

Freak

Funk

Flick

Flunk

F*ck

fro-lick

fork

Frank Flunk

did anybody actually read the post or just the question..

you dont need to supply an answer...

Good joke very funny.... have a star for your effort

Freak

Funk

Flick

Flunk

F*ck

fork

Kafka

sorry I'm dyslexic