Have you ever heard a clean up call in isle 5 at walmart and realized you were the only customer in that isle?

It was a freak accident, the string on the 50 pound dog food bag got stuck on the edge the cart as I was loading, and Wa! La! Dog food gets a life of its own after it escapes the bag.-merrily it rolls along!

Yes, I accidently bumped into a display of Aunt Jemima Pancake Syrup and heard the call before I could get off that isle. I think they have cameras everywhere & this one little dude who watches the monitors all day long for spills and stuff.

;-D

No, but I worked at a national call center once (it's who you talk to when you order something through a 1-800 number) and guys used to call there all the time and get their rocks off while talking tot he female operators. They would pretend to want order something and ask for the address to mail a check to, just to keep you on the phone, while they choked their chickens. It was disgusting. I guess they were too cheap to call a 1-900 and pay for it! GROSS!!!!!

I personally like to take the bottom Charmin and watch them all fall. Don't ask me why, I'm just obsessed with name brand toilet paper. I don't think that's asking for much.

No because they don't do that. What ever employee finds the mess has to clean it up. I used to work there.

Just for that, I'm makin' a mess (knocks over jar of lukewarm mayonnaise).

all the time

Yes, and when that happens, I get out of there as fast as I possibly can without running :-).

LOL! That's gotta hurt when that happens.

No lol that would be so funny lol I am laughing so hard right now ok