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The Desperate Girl "Joke"?
A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she
opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks.
"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll
ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.
Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his
daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll
ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.
A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so
she bursts into the room (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband
sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to
him.
"What in God's name are you doing?" she asks.
"I am watching the game with my son-in-law!"
Star it if u like it
12 Answers
- Jason ALv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
lmfao. star for sure. i fell off my chair and my friends think im high or something lol. my cheeks hurt from laughing.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one
- PaulLv 46 years ago
Was she ugly? If so, it's usually her own fault...too many tatts, peircings, bad/no makeup, made up as a troll.
- angelrock707Lv 41 decade ago
ROFLMAO....
that is great! One Question, what happens if they get a divorce? Does she kick the lil hummer out ? lol
I can't keep a strait face and write this....ROFLMAO
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- ?Lv 51 decade ago
laughing so hard i have ta pee. i want that kind of husband. not my som a lazy good 4 nothin *****.. heh heh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good joke