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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Are you a "high tech" redneck????????

You might be a "high tech redneck" if....

- your email address ends in "over.yonder.com"

- you connect to the WWW via "Down Home Page"

- your bumper sticker says "My other computer is a laptop"

- your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"

- you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cell phone

- your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"

- your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

- your wife said "either I go or the computer goes"...and you still don't miss her

- you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer

- you refer to your computer as "that good ol' gal"

- your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal

- you start all your emails with "Howdy, y'all"

- your spell-checker knows words like "Reckon", "Yonder", and "Y'all"

- your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's

- your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive

- your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here)

- your active newsgroup list includes alt.animal.husbandry

- hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case

- you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds, kiss sounds or giddyup

- your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet or the OSU agriculture page

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    that is so in the south, that is a very good one, thanks for the laugh honey

  • KylieV
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yesam, I is a hi tec redneck, very interesting, heres a star!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahaha good one

  • oxo_07
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Nope, I didn't qualified this time, which is good=no head ache at all. ha ha ha..

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  • 1 decade ago

    Not yet, but on the way

  • 1 decade ago

    THat was hilarious! Gd list...

  • 1 decade ago

    I sure am, here is my screen cleaner

    http://linein.org/media/screencleaner.swf

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol. this was so funny. star

  • 1 decade ago

    I never thought of resting my stubby on the cd rom. thanks, star for you

  • smila
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hahhahahahaa....no, i'm not..lol

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