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4 letter words.?

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

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  • Will S
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    cute, have a star.

  • 1 decade ago

    I´m gonna take this joke shake the dust of it, wash and iron it, clean it up to enable it to hob nob with a few better jokes and then resubmit it every hour for the next year. That way I´ll get hundreds of stars just to stop it appearing.

    Tell you what I´ll give you a star to save me all that trouble. .....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahahaha! Star 4 U!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    She must of been spoilt as a kid Lol. Star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    they are horrible words, they should be starred out lol

  • Janet
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    What a nice joke..

  • 1 decade ago

    HA!HA!HA!..a very very funny joke..i loved it..10/10..

  • 1 decade ago

    lol i love that joke

  • Nova
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    poor thing!

    cute is the right word...

  • 8 years ago

    sdfsdf

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

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