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Who wants to know which Gods are real?
just thought I'd clear up fact from fiction, here is a list of deities that are in fact real:
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pink Unicorn
Ceiling Cat
Zeus
Spongebob Squarepants
Hercules
Chuck Norris
Horus (although the Egyptians understanding was completely off)
Buddha
Harry Potter
Gandalf
Vishnu
Dog
Hermes
Judas Priest (not the band)
Darth Vader
The Jedi Force
any other Gods you may have heared of are ficticious
if you think there is an error on the list, please explain why you believe your deity holds more truth.
also if you feel you can prove that any of them dont exist, feel free to try.
Sorry, Mick should be on the list too.
Unfortunately the human who is typing for me is far from perfect which is why there are occasional errors in the interpretation of my word. Happened with the Greeks too.
At the end of the day I am Spaghetti, I can't type for myself. Its up to my representative on Earth.
yes sorry, Odin is not real. As for Santa and the green and purple lemur, they exist but their status as Gods has been suspended. I'm not at liberty to disclose why but it has something to do with the disappearance of the Tooth Fairy. Oh yeah, the Tooth Fairy was a Goddess but we're not sure where she went.
Circle takes the Square:
Just to let you know that Ted Nugent is on the divine waiting list and that he does indeed exist. Judas Priest (not the band) is currently assessing him as a possible replacement for the Tooth Fairy so he can shoot delusional kids instead of spending our divine money. We have quite a tight budget up here.
Ptah:
Like I said the Egyptians were completely wrong about Horus. There is only one Horus and he is a hummingbird with the body of a lemur. He doesn't really do much to be honest, he is a supervisor of the ambrosia production. But thats not really my field, I'm responsible for pasta and the Earth.
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Obviously, you have forgotten Mick.
Edit: Thanks FSM. :) I shall spare your followers from the zombies.
- 1 decade ago
Thank you for clearing that up. I'm going to print out the list so I can tell my co-workers that there is now a definitive list.
Most of my co-workers believe in fictitiious god(s). Silly people.
- PtahLv 71 decade ago
Which Horus; Heru-Pa-Khret, Heru Ur; Heru Kheti, Heru-nedj-itef, Heru-Em-Akhet, Heru-Sa-Aset, Heru-mau, Heru Behudet...or another one?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yay!
My 2 favorites made the roster! (Hermes and Horus)
I think you forgot Mick tho... he's a god nowadays... take a look at his holey writings, they're pretty convincing.
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- Evil AngelLv 51 decade ago
i'm sorry to say that even though those all may exist that you have forgotten at least one very special one
that's right you forgot
the green and purple lemur
how dare you forget the green and purple lemur
- 1 decade ago
You forgot Mick. I know he is real, because we see his revelations on Y&S every day. And he has a picture of himself for an avatar. Now that is PROOF!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Odin and Santa aren't real? OMG! I've been living a lie..
I'll turn to Chuck now..
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You forgot Ted Nugent. You gotta have an ex-Rocker with a gun fetish.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Oh, MAN! I made the list!
Hang on....I'm feeling faint.
