Limericks....not for kids??

You like? made me giggle

THERE ONCE WAS A HARLET FROM QUE

WHO FILLED HER VAGINA WITH GLUE

SHE SAID WITH A GRIN

"IF THEY PAY TO GET IN

THEY'LL PAY TO GET OUT OF IT TOO..

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM DUNDEE

WAS TAKING A SWIM IN THE SEA

BUT A MAN IN A PUNT

STUCK AN OAR IN HER... EYE

AND NOW SHE WEARS GLASSES YOU SEE

THERE WAS A YOUNG GAUCHO CALLED BRUNO

WHO SAID "THERE'S ONE THING THAT I DO KNOW,

A WOMAN IS FINE

A GIRL IS DIVINE

BUT A LLAMA IS NUMERO UNO"

That naughty ol' Bishop of Birmingham

Buggered three maids while confirming 'em,

As they knelt seeking God, he excited his rod,

And pumped his episcopal sperm in 'em.