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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke ~ Would you step out of the car?

Driving along a busy street, a man became aware of an impatient woman who was tailgating him. She was so close that when he had to brake to allow some children to use a pedestrian crossing, she almost crashed into him. Furious at being delayed, she sounded her horn and began waving her fists in a disgraceful exhibition of road rage.

Before she could move off, she heard a top on her window. It was a police officer who ordered her to step out of the car. He then asked her to come down to the station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and put in a cell.

A couple of hours later, after vehicle checks had been carried out, she was told that she could collect her valuables and that she was being released without charge.

The woman was extremely indignant at her arrest and demanded an apology. The police officer responsible explained the reason for the mistake.....

Update:

'You see Madam, I pulled up behind your car while you were sounding your car horn and loudly swearing at the driver in front of you. Then I noticed the 'Follow Jesus, Not Me' sticker on the rear window, the 'God is Love' sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the boot so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.....'

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hahahhaaaaa....the queen is back...lmao

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Paulus
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A good joke. a star 4 u

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ace joke nice one ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one, didn't see that one coming! Gold star for ya! lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    All that for so very little. Keep them short, sharp and snappy and you will go far. A "starters" star is on it´s way.

  • Tango
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    It's a good job he didn't show her his truncheon, it could have made matters worse. Lol.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow did not see that coming brilliant lol

  • mark
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That was the second least funny "joke" I've heard on here all day.

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