should i start to anaesthatise trees before doing surgery on them?

why dont you trim bushes instead lol

are you offering? lmao my garden looks a bit bushy!

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None of mine cried recently you really should be giving them a good clean cut. You may start taking plasters and bandages to work. Sound like they need some tea tree oil to make them better.

Make sure you get the dose right, you don't want them to go into a tree-coma.

Do you have them on an E-K-Tree machine? That's very important too. You need to monitor their chloroform.

Hahahahaha tree surgeon or not, You're still a weirdo.

Just a local anaesthetic should do, and play soothing music as you perform the surgery.

NO! just cut off the dead parts and be quick about it.

Love, honey

I think it might be better for the trees if you did.

Leaf it out. Its a Sap of a question.

hahahaaha General or local?

Yes drive a few copper nails into the trunk, that should sort it...........