Disturbingly funny. CAUTION: This joke may disturb you. Give me you feedback?

A man is ship wrecked on an island, and all that is left of the cruise ship he was on is little debris and a dog he managed to save. During his first days on the island, the man tried to signal for help, to no avail. Seeing that there are no other islands or boats for miles, he decides to explore the island to see if perhaps there are indigenous tribes on the island to help him. Alas, all that is on the island are a few exotic birds and a flock of wild sheep.

Dismayed, the man and the dog try to make do and survive on the island. But after a few months, boredom sets in. The man becomes sexually stimulated by the thought of his wife, but becomes very tired of using his palm. Soon, he decides to try something else to satisfy him. Then he remembered the sheep.

He figured since there is no one around and he had nothing else better to do, he would try doing a sheep. After all, he had read of people screwing sheep and other animals, and it seemed interesting enough. So off he went in search of the sheep.

At last he found them; he yanked out his junk and began banging one of the unsuspecting sheep. But, as soon as he started, the dog he saved began attacking his leg and pulling him away from the sheep. The man shooed the dog away and continued his business with the sheep. Again the dog attacked him. Annoyed, the man decided to stop and goes back to his little “home”.

The next morning, however, he decides t o try again on the sheep. This time he leashes the dog to a tree. After finding the sheep again, he begins as he did the day prior. But as before, the dog comes out of no where and attacks him. The man, angry that the dog got out of the leash, kicks the dog and continues to bang the sheep. Yet, again, the dog attacks him.

Frustrated, the man decides to explore the island a little more. After a few minutes, he comes upon a cave. He enters the cave and finds a lamp. Rubbing the lamp, a gorgeous genie appears. She is so beautiful that she would weaken the knees of even the strongest man. She was a dream come true. “I will grant your every desire,” says the genie seductively. The man looks at her and says, “Watch the dog.”