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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob, the next-door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great!' the husband says. 'Did he bring me the $800 he owes me?'
Okay one more folks:
Two guys are walking down a long deserted dirt road ...
Guy #1 says to guy #2, "Man I gotta take a crap"
Guy #1 says, "Well you got the whole damn wilderness buddy"
Guy #2 says, "You got any TP?"
Guy #1 says, "For cryin' out loud man where am I going to have TP?! Use a DOLLAR man!"
Guy #2 let's guy #1 walk up ahead so he can take care for his business. Then after a while he catches up to guy #1.
After a few minutes Guy #1 starts sniffing and looking at Guy #2. He says, "Man you stink, did you step in it?" Guy #2 says "No!", but then Guy #1 notices that Guy's #2 hand is full of crap. Guy #1 says, eeewww man you used your hand??? I thought I told you to use a dollar!
Guy #2 says, "I did! Let me see you use 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel to wipe your a** and see how you do!"
7 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha, funny. no hilarious, but still funny. got a bit of a chuckle. good punch line.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is excellent. Way to go.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol good one
