Has God ever turned an immediate member of your family into a condiment?

No but I always make a point to respect the 10 condiments so I dont anger him

Well, my brother could be sort of considered a flake. But, no, I don't think anyone's been turned into salt or something like that. Well, maybe - I one had an uncle who smelled like pickled fish.

I don't know if god had anything to do with it, but I have a very saucy daughter! lol

I overheard a man in a restaurant a few years ago. The waitress brought him his food and as she set it down it front of him, she asked him if he wanted any condiments to go with his food. He looked at her and said, No ma'am, I plan to eat this steak, not screw it.

No, but some of my friends have been turned into flakes, figuratively speaking.

Too much of anything is not good for you.

Moderation in ALL things......that's what I say.

hahahahahah, I just LOVE G's answer... the 10 condiments, that's priceless.

Brightest Blessings,

Raji the Green Witch

Yes, in an odd sort of way. I heard that my uncle passed away because he couldn't cut the mustard. I don't relish the thought of dying, but maybe I can ketchup to him in the afterlife.

once i was eating a fine steak and uttered a word of blasphemy . . . god turned my cat into a small bowl of apple sauce . . . i was doubly punished for my terrible crime, not only am i now one cat down, but i couldnt use the apple sauce with my steak, i mean it just doesnt go, now fine if i had been eating pork . . . but why couldnt he have just given me peppercorn sauce or something . . .truly i feel the wrath of the almighty.

fine question bdw

He was several centuries later, when he realized he could have bought a Roman army with Mrs Lot.

no, and I am upset!, some of my family members would make wonderful spices/condiments to complement the recipes in my cannibal cookbook.

Is it worth praying that he turns my twin sisters into matching salt and pepper pots? I like that idea.