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A United States soldier was attending some college classes between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. This particular professor took great pleasure in ranting to his students about the non-existence of God more than covering the subject matter of his class.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent….so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the lat couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****** him knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, “What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The soldier calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like a nut. So, He sent me.”

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  • 1 decade ago
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    What a load of crap.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The soldier was heard in trial, expelled from school, diagnosed with shell-shock, and is spending the rest of his life in an asylum where there are no sudden noises to make him upset. He's also drugged to the gills.

    Source(s): The cute part about these Christian stories is that they never happen in real life. Like the Bible. edit: ha ha ha Jenny Kim: "do you know if this is true". Precious.
  • 1 decade ago

    That is priceless! God does use His children to carry out His will. So I wonder now if the jerk believes in God. Probably not.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, If by some chance there IS a God protecting someone, I hope it's our boys overseas. They don't need to be dying for an unwinnable war.

    Source(s): Yea and verily; the Hippie Republican has spoken!
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    1 decade ago

    Then the soldier was arrested for assault and went to jail.

  • 1 decade ago

    I wish the Media would pay attention to Patriotic guys like him.

  • 1 decade ago

    Read it before and I loved it!!

    You think God always needs to send lightening bolts?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yeah, because that coca cola, patriotic bullcrap really happened didn't it. Americans. Pffft.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I suppose I am supposed to be elated at this fable but I am not...and grow up...not everyone is going to think just like you do...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
  • 1 decade ago

    One of the best I've heard

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