Question!! Is this really the way people who have been married for fifty years talk to each other?

I've been married for over 50 years. My wife and I joke alot with each other. A good sense of humor is great for a long marriage.

lol....

Here's another:

An elderly couple out for an evening stroll in the old neighborhood end up sitting in a pub, which was their old hangout in days gone by..

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern and I made love to you against the back fence."

“Yes, she says, "I remember it well"

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good idea!"

Mean while..there's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.

He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers trying to go at it.

I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching Policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about forty minutes.

Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about Life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing I've got to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

They both must have been quite a couple 50 years ago. At least they have not lost their sense of humour. Anyway, it's a nice joke Suzie:-) We just have a good laugh over it!

ROFFL!!!

Here's another:

Three elderly ladies had decided to live their golden years together so they wouldn't have to live in a retirement home. One of them went upstairs to take a bath; she had one foot in and one out of the tub when she forgot what she was doing. She hollered down the stairs, "I forgot if I was getting into the tub or out of it."

The second lady yelled, "Just stay right there and I'll come help you." She started mounting the steps and forgot what she was doing. She hollered down to the third lady and said,"I forgot if I was going up the stairs or down."

The third lady said to herself, "Thank God I'm not so old and feeble that I forget like that. Knock on wood."

She yelled up the stairs, "I'll come and help you as soon as I answer the knock at the door."

OK, boo. ;o)

dont know about fifty, still at it after 36 years, but you got the right idea, theres more truth than fiction in that joke, keep them comming.

Another nice one suzy, only these days the coffee gets cold quicker than I can drink it

Definitely worth a star so funny.

nice 1 babes

True, so true. Gravity. But what's Gramps doing? Is he cold and shriveled?

Too Cute