Best childish retort you have used? Now or as a child.?

youre ugly and your mother dresses you funny!

My sister was walking down the stairs and looked through the window and said I thought I saw cows out there. And I said no that's just ur reflection. lol she still hasnt lived that one down.

Haha mine's the same one

1 yo momma!

2 i got my hater radar on and i sense some hateration in THAT nation!

3 your face

haha lol still use them =]]

well for one i hate it wen people say "your MOM" so wen they do if they dont know me i say "my moms dead " but thats only for like 2 seconds then wen there done freakin out i tell 'em i was jj then they stop saying it for any random thing i just say " i know right " if i agree they shut up !! lol

( go me go me ) lol <3

You,re just jelous because the voices talk to me and not to you

Mine is sticking out my tongue while flipping them off, I'm so mature

I sitll say "your mama" It makes me giggle. especially if you do a fake laugh first and then say it in a very dry tone. Do it with me "UH HAHAHAHA-your mama." makes evrything funny.

haha I used that too, we always used to say monkey like monkaayyy lol, and I used to say I'm rubber your glue or however that thing goes lol ♥

Him: You're weird.

Me: Your face is weird =P