Am I too addicted to hockey?

The question is... did your wife have any clue what you were talking about?

If Yes, No you're not too addicted

If No, well, the season's almost over, so a break is on it's way

It is categorically impossible to be too addicted to hockey. The real question is "Are you addicted enough?" What if the Marleau example had not been enough to make her feel better? You need to have more examples for her just in case. I recommend watching the Don Cherry Rock'em Sock'em collection for research purposes.

Haha, I feel like a total dork sometimes when I throw some hockey references out during certain situations to a particular friend of mine. She's even as much of a hockey fan as I am.

I hope your wife's okay though! Even when car accidents don't physically injure you, it's sometimes a different story mentally and financially! Best of luck to you two! :)

- Your idea of serving breakfast is giving each of your kids a fork and dropping an Eggo in the middle of the table. - You punish your kids with "minors," "majors," and "misconducts." - When you come to a traffic signal and the light turns green, you stop. - When you come to a traffic signal and the light turns red, you get really excited and start cheering. - You consider the Forum in Montreal a place of worship. - You keep a picture of the Stanley Cup in your wallet in front of the picture of your family. - Instead of duct tape, you use hockey tape to fix everything. - You know the difference between "The Garden," "The Gahden," and "The Gardens." - You call a trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame a "pilgrimage." - You think the Canadian National Anthem is the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada." - You send Gordie Howe a birthday card, yet you can't even remember your own family members' birthdays. - All your kids are either named Gordie, Bobby or Wayne. - You went to see "West Side Story" because you thought it was about a game between Colorado and San Jose. - You went into a bank because it advertised "Free Checking"....and walked out disappointed. - When someone refers to "The Classics," you think they're talking about the Original Six. - Your cure for everything is a couple extra-strength aspirin and a shot of Novocain. - You can pronounce anything in French, yet you have no idea what it means. - Every time you hear a siren you wonder who scored. - You can say "Khabibulin," "Tkachuk," "Jagr," "Leschyshyn" and "Nikolishin" without getting tongue-tied. - Every time you see the name "Roy" you automatically pronounce it "Wah." - You're not allowed to play chess simply because the first time you played, you misunderstood the meaning of the word "Check." - You think the Four Food Groups are Nachos, Beer, Pretzels and Rubber. - Everything in your wardrobe is your team's colors. - You still remember which teams were in the Patrick, Smythe, Norris and Adams divisions and which divisions were in the Campbell and Prince of Wales conferences. - You know the difference between The Edmonton Express and The Human Express. - You refer to your team's enforcers as chippy players and you refer to other teams' enforcers as f---ing little pieces of monkey s---! - . When your at a game, your not bothered when your kid says F---! but when he says Shutout before the game is over, you threaten to wash his mouth out with soap. - . You wonder what Miroslav Satan did to become the Prince of Darkness and Ruler of Hell. - . You think the proper way to spell the plural of leaf is leafs. - You can name all the Sutter brothers in order.

No such thing as too addicted to Hockey. Sorry about your wife.

At least you didn't try to comfort a blind person by saying "yeah I know how you feel; just like Marty Brodeur does when he plays against Avery". It didn't go over so well

Sorry to hear about your wife.

Addicted to hockey? I never heard of such thing.

If your addicted to hockey, what am I ?

LMAO!! No such thing as being too addicted to hockey. Tell me, did she kick you in the nuts when she saw you? LOL

your fine! Hockey is my life! SERIOUSLY! I wont even date some one who doesn't at least like hockey! I prefer that they play but they have to at least like it and watch it!

When you keep tabs on Rico Fata and others playing in the German league than you have problems..like myself.