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Which of Noah's family members had the honour of carrying the pubic lice aboard the Ark?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Is this the only thing you can get from reading the Holy Word of God? Shame on you. It is not funny. How about his passage "Do not be decieved God is not mocked, for what ever you sow, that you shall also reap." (my paraphrase).

    My advise is you should be thankful that God in His soverienty saw fit to reveal to a person how to make Blue Star ointment. You might want to run out and get some, with a prayer of thanks.

    al 4 now B

    PS: If I offended you, so be it. Best you be offended by me and repent, than to be rejected by God in the last days.

    I challenge you and those of a like mind, to read the Word of God for what it is, His love letter to you. To show you how you can get close to Him. Your could do far worse than that I can assure you.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    That would have been Ham... you know, the guy that 'let the cat out of the bag'? And when Ham's son Canaan came around with the kitty-cat, Noah (who had a vicious hangover) started scratching, and probably made a passing remark, like: "Who let this boy run around in my cabin with this flea-bag? Don't let me catch him in here again! Canaan! Why don't you do something IMPORTANT, and go help your mother in the kitchen or something...?"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Da wife. Mrs. Noah. She cheated on him with two girls named Faith and Chastity and picked up some rug bugs. The hard part was only taking two aboard. This is how tweezers were invented, by the way.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Gee I never thought of that, but lets all get together a la Monty Python and sing: "All things bright and beautiful; all creatures great and small ( including pubic lice) all things wild and wonderful; the Lord God made them ALL!"

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  • 1 decade ago

    Cousin It, a distant member of the family in the Adam's Family line.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Forget that! How did they carry bacteria? Bacteria is an important part of the food chain you know.

    .....WHO DID carry the pubic lice???

  • 1 decade ago

    Genesis 22:12

    And the Lord spoke unto him: Noah, be not afraid. Gather the clean animals, bring them aboard the ark. Take this comb and shampoo, I will explain this later.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol Every parasite known to man had to be on/in that family. How were they alive playing hosts to all the illnesses?

  • It was the dove!! No kiding,.. you should've seen it!

    Now I don't want to name names (Noahs wife), did

    the nastiest things I have ever seen!

    ( I have seen nasty!)

    (osfhshf ,..still makes me blood run cold..)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What happened to the bloated bodies of an entire globe of humans and animals now deceased?

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