Question! Would any ladies like me to rule the world if these were my rules?

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1.	Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity
2.	Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime
3.	All toilet seats would be nailed down
4.	Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car
5.	For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks 
6.	All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator
7.	Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pocket
8.	TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute
9.	A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing
10.	Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 30 pounds
11.	"Ms" Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models
12.	Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas
13.	Men would have to get Playboy for the articles because there would be no pictures
14.	Men would get reputations for sleeping around
15.	Men would learn phrases like: 
"I'm sorry" 
"I love you" 
"You're beautiful" 
"Of course you don't look fat in that outfit" 
16.	Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments
17.	Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking
18.	During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flushes and women would date 19-year-olds
19.	Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly
20.	After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot

CJ · Accepted Answer

Absolutely Suzie - especially in view of #9 - what a hoot!  Keep 'em coming love!    Great and a star for you!!!!!!!  CJ

memazza · Answer

I think this would be fantastic for a few weeks, but because most women aren't happy unless they have something to complain about, After the initial first few weeks of this wonderful scenario you have worked out, do you not think that most would get feed up with it as well.

I agree with one of the other posts, there has to be some balance.

I just had a thought what If the male species took there revenge on women, and we had to do all the things which they do for us.

Think Tank · Answer

You are obviously gifted in the art of persuasion, in the instance of 17, wonder what they are saying, that happens anyway.  There is a book called Pygmaileon, the stereotypical man is taken from this book, seen many shovernistic ideas in my time but none this bad.

mydearsie · Answer

Move over Royal Family, Suzie is the new ruler!  Yes, this is some of your best work.  #19 would be a new twist.  Let's see how they would like it.

SearVogel · Answer

you forgot than men would have to spend 2 hours getting ready to go out instead of 15 seconds combing there hair and calling themselves pretty

Anonymous · Answer

been kerbed a bit dearie...? Kicked to the side just once too often perhaps.

But before you blame me for your unhappiness luv, you might want to examine your choices...i.e. what it is exactly that you look for in the men you seek out and choose.

Perhaps that's where you'll find the answer.

Anonymous · Answer

Women are clever;men are dumb but loveable mooks.
Never gets old,does it?
Back to the churn wit ye,lass!

Anonymous · Answer

Absolutely, positively!

muckypots · Answer

Aah, bitterness in a woman is so attractive!

? · Answer

I would love you to rule the world!  Chuckles for you!

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