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Old man disappears as he approaches St. Peter?
St. Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates and notices an old man approaching. The man gets about fifty feet from the gates and disappears.
A few minutes later, the old man re-appears. He gets about thirty feet from St. Peter and again disappears. This happened three more times.
Finally, St. Peter asked, "Why do you keep disappearing on me?"
The old man said, "Don't blame me. They're down there trying to revive me!"
10 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
Sorry saw that punchline coming from the golden key. Still pretty good though. Do we really expect that the men in heaven will be any different? Honestly ALL men are the same lol! That's why I love them all. I'd be staying in St. Peters room lol.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
HA HA
- Mister2-15-2Lv 71 decade ago
Next he said, "Thanks Georgie, that won't let me go till stimulus check is in the bank.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHAH that's so horrible xD
- Anonymous1 decade ago
its okay
