Could you please help me out with these NFL '09 Predictions.?

NFC CHAMP - Dallas Cowboys

AFC CHAMP - New England Patriots

Off Mvp - Adrian Peterson

Def Mvp - Champ Bailey

Off Rookie - Darren Mcfadden

Def Rookie - Chris Long

Biggest Flop - NY Giants dont make playoffs

NFC Champ = Cowboys

AFC Champ = Steelers

Offense MVP = Peterson

Defense MVP = Bob Sanders

Comeback Player of the Year = Chad Johnson

Offense Rookie = Chad Henne

Defense Rookie = Chris Long

Biggest flop = Darren McFadden

Biggest D-bag= Cederic Benson

Most Retarded Coach= Marvin Lewis

Most Retarded GM= Jerry Jones for picking up all the criminals.

NFC= Dallas Cowboys because Jerry Jones is tired of losing and he will do any within his power to win the damn super bowl.

AFC= If nothing comes of this Marvin Harrison thing and he is healthy I think its the Colts, but if the **** hits the fan, its gonna be the Steelers

O MVP= Randy Moss, D MVP= DeMarcus Ware

Comeback Player of the Year: Adam "pacman" Jones

O rookie: Chris Johnson RB Titans

D Rookie: Chris Long DE RAMS

Biggest FLop- The Raiders are either going to win everything or Suck completely and the Falcons are gonna be hating the fact that they took Matt Ryan #1

NFC Champ- Dallas Cowboys as bad as I hate to say it

AFC Champ- New York Jets, gosh this team is freakin loaded and now has a top 5 line. Young team will make BIG TIME NOISE next few years

Offensive MVP- Thomas Jones, got 1100 yards behind the sorriest line inthe NFL, imagine running behind Faneca and Richardson

Defensive MVP- Jared Allen of the Vikes. Hes gonna do damage next to the big DTs in Minnesota

Comeback player of the year- Jonathan Vilma who is finally in the 4-3 again after winning the Defensive Rookie Of the Year, he switched to 3-4 and had nothing in it.

Offensive ROY- Brian Brohm- Packers.... he will outdo Rodgers I guarantee it.

Defensive ROY- Keith Rivers of the Bengals. This guys gonna do damage in Cincy cuz they dont have a linebacker on that team worth starting for the worst team in the NFL

Biggest Flop- Matt Ryan QB Falcons, and Joe Flacco of the Ravens. Ryan is the next RYAN LEAF

AFC Champ

Colts

NFC Champ

Vikes, or Cowboys its hard to tell

Offese MVP

AP, because he has more of a passing game it will make Ds be honest

Defense MVP

albert hansworth, i dont get how he didnt win last year bob sanders is good but you just cant run the ball when big A is on the feild

Offense rookie of tha year

jonothan stwert, he will get most of the carrys for his team unlike rashard mendenhall or feilx jones, I would say DMC but he is playing behind a bad OL and will see alot fo 8 man fronts

Defence rookie of the year

Chris Long, there arent any top end LBs this year so it will be him, he will get 10+ sacks

Biggest flop

matt ryan

Comeback player

julis pepers, very very talented

Biggest Douchebag

Chad Johnson

Most Retarded Coach

Bill Bellicheat, he will cheat again and get fired hah

Most Retarded GM

Matt Millen

NFC champ: Minnesota Vikings

AFC Champ: San Diego Chargers

OFF MVP: Braylon Edwards

DEF MVP: Antonio Cromartie

Comeback player of the year: Stephen JAckson

OFF Rookie of the year: Jonathan Stewart

DEF Rookie of the year: Glenn Dorsey

Biggest Flop: Raiders

NFC Champ

New York Giants or Saints

AFC Champ

SD Chargers

Offensive MVP

Ladanian Tomlinson

Defensive MVP

Jason Taylor

Comeback Player

Jonathan Vilma

Offensive Rookie

Joe Flacco

Defensive Rookie

Sedrick Ellis

Biggest Flop

Matt Ryan

NFC Champ - Cowboys

AFC Champ - Colts

Offensive MVP - Peyton Manning

Defensive MVP - Osi Umenyiora (I don't know)

Comeback Player - Mike Brown

Offensive ROY - Run DMC

Defensive ROY - Glenn Dorsey

Biggest Flop - Joe Flacco

NFC: Dallas Cowboys

AFC: Jacksonville Jaguars (so close last year)

Offensive MVP: Adrian Peterson

Defensive MVP: Patrick Willis

Offensive ROY: Devin Thomas

Defensive ROY: Glen Dorsey

Biggest Flop: Joe Flaaco

NFC - Philly

AFC - Jax

Offensive MVP - McNabb

Defensive - Mario Williams

ROY - Felix Jones and Cromartie

Biggest Flop - Matt Ryan

Comeback Player - Ricky Williams