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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsOther - Family & Relationships · 1 decade ago

Funny come-back?

Alright, so there's this kid that I sometimes talk to, but there is no WAY I like him. At all. Anyways, for some reason people have been saying that I liked him, or asking if I like him. It's no big deal, but I was just wondering what a good and funny (preferably with out swearing haha) come-back would be next time I'm accused or asked.

Update:

well, it's just not a simple, "hey val do you like him?" it's like "ooooh, you like himmm ohhhhhhhhhhh" ya know?

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  • Lola
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    If your too defensive it comes off as if you are trying to cover it up. I would just say, he's not my type.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    heres a good one that you might like and that will probably have him crawling to his mom. the next time you are confronted by why do you like him or how ets just say how could i like something that comes out of sewers at night cause his family can't get any food so he is forced to dig in the trash and look for anything that's chewy or in his case something to look at cause he cant stand starring at sewer rats any more to give a single Little sign of happiness. yup that should do it if not have fun comen up with something grosser that is school apporite

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL the best way to get out of something like this is to say in an OBVIOUSLY joking way "Oh, yah, he makes me HOTT, (rubbing your hand up their arm) I'm thinking about him RIGHT NOW!" LOL! (Just don't do this with someone you don't know, you could get into issues there) But don't say anything mean or that someone could tell him and he may misunderstand, that is just mean!

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  • 1 decade ago

    If it is a girl say I only date guys, so not interested and if I was interested in girls I let you know first, and if to him or some other guy same thing I only date boys,

  • 1 decade ago

    If you want a comeback for this, then the defensive nature tells me that you DO like him. Grow up.

  • 1 decade ago

    You could say:

    "If I wanted any crap from you, I'd squeeze your head" or

    "If I wanted to hear from an ******, I'd fart"

  • 1 decade ago

    this has nothing to do with family and relationships.you should have put this question in entertainment.

  • 1 decade ago

    say bull s*it

  • 1 decade ago

    just say no. comeback? ur not being insulted ur being asked a questions...comeback 4 wat?

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