Biblically speaking, how should a husband be punished for this?

Maybe you should go on a diet and lay off the cheesy crackers...

Take a hint, tubby

Bible says it is ok to stone her though: Deuteronomy 22 13 If a man takes a wife and, after lying with her, dislikes her 14 and slanders her and gives her a bad name, saying, "I married this woman, but when I approached her, I did not find proof of her virginity," 15 then the girl's father and mother shall bring proof that she was a virgin to the town elders at the gate. 16 The girl's father will say to the elders, "I gave my daughter in marriage to this man, but he dislikes her. 17 Now he has slandered her and said, 'I did not find your daughter to be a virgin.' But here is the proof of my daughter's virginity." Then her parents shall display the cloth before the elders of the town, 18 and the elders shall take the man and punish him. 19 They shall fine him a hundred shekels of silver [b] and give them to the girl's father, because this man has given an Israelite virgin a bad name. She shall continue to be his wife; he must not divorce her as long as he lives. 20 If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the girl's virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father's house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done a disgraceful thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father's house. You must purge the evil from among you. My question is how in the hades do you provide a cloth that proves your daughter is a virgin? I wonder how many wives were stoned to death because their hymens were broken in puberty due to riding a camels humps, or falling off a donkey, or just the simple fact some women's hymen are thinner and weaker than others. Hmmmm?

Um, I'm not sure he was trying to call you fat. Men can just be completely inept sometimes, but maybe they were out of the specific kind of cheese nips you wanted and he just tried his best. As for punishment, if he likes cheese nips, don't share with him. If he doesn't like cheese nips hide his favorite snack from him, somewhere he'll never look. He he!

Stoning. Reduced fat Cheese Nips are not Cheese Nips.

He should not be punished...he is a man, remember? Men are in and out of stores like lightning, with only one agenda on their minds....get in, get out, get home to the remote. Don't blame him too much....is in his DNA. No punishment for something as insignificant as this. Kiss and make up....since married, you can make up in the Biblical sense, with no guilt about that!

Aww there there, perhaps the boxes look very much alike and it was an accident?

If not, spread these crackers under his side of the bed sheet and pour some into his boots :D

Give him a reduced fat "kiss" the next time he asks for one.

make him eat them! reduced fat? yuck! (he'll learn that there is a difference)

Sorry but some guys are so dense about things it's amazing that they can even walk and talk at the same time! ;)

Two plagues, minimum. I suggest boils and hiding of the remote control.

Ahem...cough, cough...Well Ms Tubby I am SURE your sweet hubby simply didn't notice the "REDUCED FAT" label on the box. A totally innocent mistake. It was in tennie weenie letters. :)

(((Tubby))))