What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

Question

If a dog is man's best friend, is a cat the cool kid who snubbed you in the 9th grade?

Does cheese make or ruin a burger?

Do you prefer your steak to be half raw or about become charcoal?

Is more than a mouthful really a waste?

 Does killing time damage eternity?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

"Please don't ask if I'd like lightning with that"

A cat is a mysterious illusion designed to make us ask questions. 

Ask a Rabbi.

If I'd wanted charcoal, I wouldn't have bothered buying the meat. 

(blush)

Only mortal things die. Eternity-grade time is impervious to attack. 

Hope the endangered animal passes healthy seeds (hehe)

If sponges didn't live there, they'd probably move in on me! Most of them are related to me. 

Hypothetically, no. But I often create my own how-pathetical situations. 

...

The.alter.ego · Answer

Yes, yes, bless You, too?
probably
makes
half raw
no
yes
eat endangered plant and animal
much deeper
no never
=)

Anonymous · Answer

- Cover your mouth beyotch

- I hate cats

- Make

- Half Raw

- Only people without more then a mouthful say that

- Possibly, but it is after all "Eternity"

- Let it finish and then cook it

- Would be more shallow

- I cringe at the thought almost daily

Gayle L · Answer

Me bless you
no
don't eat meat
only in your mind
survival of the fittest
1299 ft deeper
hypotheetically speaking?

JJ88 · Answer

Guzuntite
My best mate is a person
Makes 
charcoal
No - have more mouthfuls
No
Nothing - that's life
?
No - life would be dull!

Anonymous · Answer

God is perfect, so I don't think he sneezes.

Trending News

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

6 Answers