Are there any religious nerds out there who can help me determine which is God's chosen operating system?

Yup - He explains His OS in his instruction manual. It's quite a bit different then the OS being commonly used in this system of things. He has promised a complete reformat and a change to His OS for the entire world in the future. He also promises that when His OS in fully instituted, there won't be any more system crashes.

Actually, all operating systems are approved by God. They all have one slogan in common: GIGO.

In other words, what you put in, you get out - a universal and therefore GODLY premise :)

"Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists"

It's funny; I just saw something about Christian Ubuntu earlier today:

www (dot) whatwouldjesusdownload (dot) com/christianubuntu/

Probably only the Christian God would use it. I think there is something called Arabian Linux that the Muslim God might prefer.

FreeBSD would be God's chosen operating system imho.

I think he is low tech; the written Word is his choice.

well Linux IS based on everyone working together to make it work...

The Apple. But don't eat it!