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golden sindy
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golden sindy asked in Entertainment & MusicHoroscopes · 1 decade ago

Astro light bulbs....? (joke)?

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb? (show me what cho got!)

Aries: One, but the first bulb breaks. They cut their finger, and don't notice the blood droplets on the floor.

Taurus: One, but they need to think this through and plan it out carefully even if it takes a god*amn week.

Gemini: One, after their research phone survey, coupled with excessive Googling.

Cancer: One, but they won't bother to replace it until they can't see the frying pan no more.

Leo: Leos will replace the bulb with a crystal-grooved halogen light bulb, and then invite friends over to admire the light display.

Virgo: Virgos are there ready with a new one, seconds before the old flickers out.

Libra: Two people. One to do the task, the other to entertain merrily.

Scorpio: One, always in fear that they may be electrocuted at any given moment.

Sagittarius: One. May not notice the bulb is not completely screwed in, until nightfall.

Update:

Capricorn: One, but will not replace until finds a good deal at the thrift store.

Aquarius: Only uses energy efficient bulbs, and lectures others who do not. Has been known to boldly check friends' light fixtures.

Pisces: Forgets too. Just goes to bed earlier with a nice drinky-poo.

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  • Hot Buns Rising
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Let me try....

    Aries : keep using light bulbs as punching bags , and the idiot doesnt even know why the bulbs keep breaking

    Taurus : It takes 1 week for this idiot to realise the light is out , another week to understand its time to change the bulb and another week to get his as* to buy a new one. And one more week to put it on

    Gemini : no, lets choose power-sufficient bulb this time, no lets not , why? ...because! ...why ? stop asking why!.... why? , this idiot keeps talking to itself ,he completely forgets about changing light bulb

    Cancer : oh no, dont do anything, I ll call mom right now and seek for her advice...

    Leo : dont have to do anything , they ll have others people to choose the best looking light bulb and put it on for them, and then try to take the credit and bragging their good taste

    Virgo : oh no worries, she has a garage of spare bulbs .......she also carefully plans out how to sufficiently screw it in...she just is having trouble trying to clean the bulb obsessively since it looks dirty and cloudy , the dumbas* completely forgets that its a pearl bulb

    Libra : just having trouble whether to pick Leo or Scorpio to help her. The only bulbs she has is the 2 flashing ones she has put on her breasts to draw the men's attention.

    Scorpio : I'd prefer darkness....I never like turning on the light at the 1st place...so all good for me

    Sagittarius : Oh please, its just bulb , i mean seriously its not something to worry about, lighten up - spoken a dumb sagi with a broken leg and missing front teeth - he tried to get to the bathroom at midnight without any light on and stripped on his own urine

    Capricorn : Since I have calculated the efficiency and efficacy and economical standards and advantages and disavantages of several type of light bulbs, I decided to go over to virgo' house to beg for one , cant afford to pay 1 dollar for a new light bulb, its outrageous and ridiculous ...

    Aquarius : I really think if I stick an electrical plug into my as*, my eyes will be new shining light bulbs .....how cool is that, wanna try ?

    Pisces : oh..? you mean I have a light in my house....All this time I thought it was just spirit's light calling for me....and it has gone off ? ...uh what is a light bulb again ?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    How many computers does it take to change a light bulb? 3 bananas!!!

  • Nebula
    1 decade ago

    Sagittarius: One. May not notice the bulb is not completely screwed in, until nightfall.

    Lol!!!

    ~Sagittarius~

    Lol! I like that Leo one!!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ROFL - This has made my day. It is so true, too.

    I wish I could add something creative, but my mind doesn't think like that.

    Edit: Sindy, you once posted a question about the spring equinox chart and that it was a doozy. Is this cyclone in Myanmar part of the doozy?

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  • gleelogan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I be an Aries and I be the only One who will change your bulb babe!!

  • Kelly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Good one Cindy. You know us Virgo's well. Waiting for a light to go out so we can screw one back in! Lol.

    Thanks for the laugh today. You're so creative!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one Sindy!

    I always forget to get extra bulbs though :D

  • Emily Fishburne
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Libra- Two, one to screw it in and the other to debate with them whether they should have gone with the fluorescent energy-saving kind, or a higher wattage?

  • side effects
    1 decade ago

    hey you should check out a video someone did on that on YouTube. lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO

    thx for sharing .. so true n funny

    -sagi

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