REALLY FUNNY joke!!!!!!!?

That is funny. Especially if you imagine someone with an accent saying it.

Here is one for you to read:

Funny Job Application Answers

QUALIFICATIONS:

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."

"Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience."

"I am loyal to my employer at all costs... Please feel free to respond to my resumé on my office voice mail."

EXPERIENCE:

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job."

EDUCATION:

"Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."

"Finished eighth in my class of ten."

REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:

"Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."

"Responsibility makes me nervous."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. I couldn't work under those demanding conditions."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"They made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous jobs."

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

"It's best for employers that I not work with people."

SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:

"Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."

"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."

"I'm a rabid typist."

"Instrumental in ruining an entire Midwest chain operation."

REFERENCES:

"References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me."

LMAO!! I've heard it before. But have a star for wasting 5 pnts for nothing.

It's quite funny

you said "a nice conversation with HER WIFE" lol but yeah funny (***)

Not funny so no star.

no, that wasn't funny in the slightest, soz =[

u jst lost 5 points

i jst got 2

Star :)

lol i knew u would say that!!!......LOL good joke though thx 4 the laugh.....* 4 u

star for u.....it's preety funny

funny