Jews, have you ever eaten pig?

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Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi who ate lunch together?

The priest ordered a thick, juicy porkchop. When he saw the rabbi eyeing it, he asked him "Rabbi, have you ever eaten pork?"

The rabbi stumbled on his words "Well, that is not for me to say"

"Come on, we are all men of God. You can tell me your sins"

The rabbi gives in. "Yes, I did have pork once"

The priests jokes with him "it was pretty good, too, wasn't it?"

The rabbi agrees. After a few minutes of silent eating, the rabbi speaks up. "Father, have you ever known a woman?"

"Of course", the prist responds. "Well, that is, before I was ordained"

"It was a whole lot better than pork, wasn't it?" the rabbi responds.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

It's an old one but a great one!!!

Nice post :)

? · Answer

There is nothing in the Bible, or any other related text, that even begins to imply that Jesus ate pork. This brings you to wonder, that if Jesus didn't eat pork, maybe there was a reason. . . Also - the Peters vision - read the verses that follow it (in Acts) And - if you understand the timing of the verses about meat being ok as long as it doesn't turn away your brother - they are talking about clean meants (kosher - for lack of a better word) that had previously been sacrificed to Idols and false Gods... you can understand how some Christians wouldn't want to eat those and some wouldn't care.

Hodaya · Answer

Here's another one.I love this one.
A rabbi is invited to eat with a priest. He bitterly eyes the non-kosher foods on the table.
The priest jokes "So when are you Jews finally going to give up that custom of yours and start eating pork just like everyone else?"
Without pausing to think , the rabbi replies , winking ."At your wedding."

Paco Penar · Answer

Ba doomp-doomp Tissss!

Those aren't boo-eeys said Raquel Welsh.

Very good- but you should have clairifed Catholic Priest- Like Father O'Rally or Murphy- Protestant priests (Reverends) can have wives. Mormons can have many.

themrac · Answer

Of course I've had pig - pork, suasage, ham, bacon - it's my favorite meat (pork especially).  I spent a semester of college in Japan, and I used to go for tonkatsu (fried pork cutlets) every week.

That said, I don't believe in Judaism.  But I am culturally Jewish, so this sort of answers your question.  Funny joke, by the way.

Anonymous · Answer

Hey, thanks for the joke. Of course you could have addressed this to Muslims, but that wouldnt be PC. Anyway, I appreciate your common wisdom and cliches. Despite the fact that everything you say comes out of a commonors pc can, I neverthless thank you for contributing....although there should be a law barring pc-chimps from sullying the term "free thinker".

bassdoc · Answer

Pretty funny joke - why have you worded your question in such a racist sounding way?
First of all "Jewish people" sounds a bit nicer, and secondly it's "pork" not "pig" genius.  And it happens to be one of the leanest, cleanest meats out there contrary to what a lot of people say.

Anonymous · Answer

Auld Lang Syne.  It's always something.

Quailman · Answer

haha that was pretty good.


How good exactly? Roflplanes having a lolfight with roflcopters, aided with lmaosupport from loltanks


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Anonymous · Answer

Sh*t I was gonna tell that joke at some point

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