Should people have warning labels?

Kind of like Don't Put your Hair in the Shredder?

Mine would say:

Smarter than I look. :)

Caution: Contents Highly Flammable

or

Warning: Heavy Sarcasm May Be Present

will have to think about my labels...my main concern would be that my professional labels should not interfere with my personal life and vice versa. If I'm a big political activist in my free time say, no one at work needs to know that and it may cause unnecessary tensions.

I have an aura going on around my body reflecting my mood. If I m cheerful and in a good mood, the aura is a bright sky blue. When I m pissed off it turns red. When it turns black, my wife unloads the gun at home.

Warning: Alcohol may increase honesty.

I am a hairy and dark and smelly and stout Hindu guy. I dont need any label. I am the label myself.

Ps: Those who cannot read me can smell me

Warning: This person is usually operated by the smaller of his two heads.

Hn. Maybe, maybe not. Sometimes one needs another chance, and if they are already labeled, then they have no chance of beginning anew.

Mine would be Secret Insane Pyro.

Haha! I love it.

Mine would probably be "Looks and acts like a saint but very judgmental"

Forget it. A label would never stick to my oily skin...