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Is this a typical Irish joke?

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."

There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."

"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"

"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    very funny

    excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Typical Irish joke, funny as:

  • Pat D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    even though I am Irish I still found it funny

  • mal
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    good en made me laugh

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ah, t'is an old one is that!

  • 1 decade ago

    No it is not you fool. Its just stupid you amadan a phleice

    Shamus is not the name anyway it Seamus. Stupid.

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