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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

BEST MILITARY JOKE EVER!!! {trust me}?

A Military officer had just received a promotion and walked into his new office to see how it looked. Upon entering and seeing the huge improvement he began to jump around in excitement. He heard a knock on the door and quickly took his seat in his brand new chair and in his most commanding and ruling voice said, "Come in." A common soldier walked into the room and the Officer picked up his phone and in an attempt to impress the young soldier talked into the phone, "Yes, I received your package and I will personally ensure it is delivered to the president." He then hung up the phone and looked at the young soldier and said, "And what are you here for?" The young soldier just said, "Nothing much, sir, I just came to plug in your new phone."

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lol sorry Electra Glide classic about the iq thing i wish i could have made it easier but it doesnt get easier than this...

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lol sorry Electra Glide classic about the iq thing i wish i could have made it easier but it doesnt get easier than this...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Rotfl! LMFAO!! Great job! i couldn't stop laughing my sister had to tell to calm down and breathe cuz i was like purple from laughing so hard!

    L.G

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Old Joke, but only a cute joke.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sorry, that wasnt the best military joke ever. ive heard better, but that was still funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OH MY GOSH THATS HILARIOUS 10/10 GREAT JOKE ID GIVE A THOUSAND STARS IF I COULD BUT HERE IS THE ONE I CAN GIVE!!!!

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  • Electra Glide classic
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i don't get it... oh wait i just got it!! that's actually pretty funny, a little over my IQ though...

  • Cherry Shortcake
    1 decade ago

    Damn it! He got punk'd! Haha... it's a really nice joke :D

  • Canadian,Eh?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    totally awesome..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

    .....good job.....keep up the good jokes

    gotta tell my brother whos in the military that one

  • B-Notable
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Doh.....He feels crunchy. have a star

  • WinterStarblade
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lmfao. OMG thanks for the joke to brighten up my day. Here's a star.

  • christieperalez
    1 decade ago

    rotflmao

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